I never really understood why people hate pigeons so much. They’re like the comedians of the city. I like how their legs move way too quickly and yet they never really get anywhere, with their heads bobbing frantically back and forth. Those little orange eyes in that stupidly tiny head always look so confused at life. Also fantastic is the male mating dance where the head bobbing becomes vertical, and the key to attractiveness is just having a huge neck.
Best of all, they’re never afraid to get completely covered in sick and last week’s burgers. Pigeons are as audacious as they are numerous. Pigeons.
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
Really guys? Let’s see about that.
MOTHER OF GOD
Well I guess I might as well try it out too
not that it’s gonna
what have I done
yo hold up lemme give this a shot
HOLY SHI T
DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING
IT GETS BETTER