June 2013
149 posts
Pigeons pigeons pigeons
I never really understood why people hate pigeons so much. They’re like the comedians of the city. I like how their legs move way too quickly and yet they never really get anywhere, with their heads bobbing frantically back and forth. Those little orange eyes in that stupidly tiny head always look so confused at life. Also fantastic is the male mating dance where the head bobbing becomes vertical, and the key to attractiveness is just having a huge neck.
Best of all, they’re never afraid to get completely covered in sick and last week’s burgers. Pigeons are as audacious as they are numerous. Pigeons.
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
Really guys? Let’s see about that.
MOTHER OF GOD
Well I guess I might as well try it out too
not that it’s gonna
hOLY SHIT
what have I done
yo hold up lemme give this a shot
HOLY SHI T
DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING
IT GETS BETTER
“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
